Friday, October 16, 2009

Disney, the biggest scam on Earth!!!!

I'm so sick of Disney. Today we checked in at our over priced hotel to discover that they completely screwed our reservation. I mean this property, Disney's Caribbean Beach Resort, is the equivalent of a Motel 8, yet they charge you five star hotel prices. Not only do they have the marketing mind of Bill Gates, but they have the same quality level of Windows Blue Screen of Death. Their idea of customer service is to continually apologize for their mistake, and keep repeating that there is nothing that they can do to correct the booking error.

Here is the scoop, we booked via Hotels.com as they provided the best rate for the room. We were offered an upgraded to water view and King size room for x dollars extra a night. The x was minimal so we went ahead and jumped on it. We arrive at check-in to hear from the oriental girl that expedia, who is the one that shows up in our record instead of Hotel.com, has no way to guarantee neither a King size bed or water view. Disney is aware of this, but they choose not to do anything about it with them. There were three other couples checking in at the same time all suffering from the same experience.

The girl couldn't do anything for us, hence here comes the manager. The manager says water views don't have king size beds, but double rooms only. I asked to be downgraded to a king size bed and lets move on. She then goes to say that the hotel has limited king size beds and they are all sold out for months. She offers us a $20 dollar credit per night and one of the few water views available. We, with no other option, accept. We get to the room to find out that if we stand just in the right spot in front of the window and look to the right and threw the bushes, we get a glance of water. At this point I'm just fuming, but tire and in no mood to argue. We march our way to the front desk and ask her to simply lower me to the next level down and refund the difference. The manager states that at this point she can move me to a lower category room, but that no deductions can take place and asks me to call Hotel.com and deal it out with them as they are the booking agent.

The bottom line is that these people tag line is "The happiest place on Earth, where dream come true!" They were unable to make me happy or make my dream come true. The truth to the matter is that we are going to spend very little time in the room, so who really cares. I just wanted to get what I was promised or my money back; and after one hour and two rooms later, I got neither. Disney hotels suck!!!! Next time I will stay back at the Gaylord, where dreams do come true at a much lower price.

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

2007 AMTA Cincinnati Ohio - Massage and Crime

I'm sitting at the airport ready to depart, finally!!!! I hate traveling, well maybe is just the flying part. Refer to this entry for more on that.

We got in this past Wednesday and it all started out alright. We took off from Jax in a small aircraft, 12 rows 48 seats to be exact. The ride was great and we meet some nice folks in the air. The landing wasn't the most gracious, but we made it to the ground which is what counts.

Our company had arranged for a limo for pick up, a nice 12 people stretch which barely accommodated our suitcases and is obviously designed for a night on the town and not for seven folks traveling with fully packed suitcases. At any rate, we check in to the hotel with very little hassle and off to the races we go. Had dinner at an excellent fish chain, and went back to the room to catch some zzz's.

Conference starts with a bang! Large crowds in the aisles, lots of buzz and noise and great meetings all around. This being my first massage conference, I was eager to learn about the industry. I got quite a bit of insightful knowledge from all the vendors and attendees. This is a fantastic industry full of personalities from all parts of the spectrum. Very few folks didn't seemed to fit into such a welcoming industry, but there were two individuals that really pissed me off. One being a marketing ASSHOLE who when I was introduced to barely lifted his hand to be shaken and when I proceeded to hand him my business card simply reply "thanks but I already have it." Dude, I have never met you in my life how can you have my card, if you think I'm that unimportant to you, simply say "thanks, but email me your contact info at some point" or something of the sorts. No wonder everyone if talking about you and frankly, I don't think you will be around long term. I don't need to mention your name, but you know who you are, and you need to work on your people skills if you wish to keep that six figure salary.

The bottom line is that Cincinnati, Ohio seemed like a fun place. We never left Elm Street and it seemed that this conference should have been labeled Nightmare on Elm Street as the city is just a nightmare in the Duke Energy center area. The center however is well designed and quite safe. The hotels were also very safe and surrounded by cops in every corner. We stayed at the Hilton and were impressed by the Egyptian designs, the rooms were contemporary decorated, but the reminisce of old designs still surrounded the atmosphere. I'm bigger than average, but I will not consider my self obese by any means, and found the tub was designed for small people and it seemed that I had to shower almost sideways to fit. I heard very poor reviews about the Millenium Hotel and would definitely caution folks about staying there. If I had to make a recommendation I would suggest the Hyatt, it is located diagonally across from the Duke Energy Conference Center and fully connected, via the Skywalk, so that you don't have to step onto the street to get there. Overall, this was a very productive conference, both mentally and financially (for the company), but I'm glad to be home.

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