Women are equal to problems
Since the dawn of time women have been declared as problems. If you believe in the design explained in the bible, where a God created man and then woman, then woman sinned and caused a lifetime of damnation by eating the apple, then you can certainly understand why women are designed to be a lifetime of problems for the male specie.
I received an email from a friend today mathematically proving that women are problems.
Here goes the algebraic proof:
1. To find a woman you need time and money.
Woman = time x money
2. As we all know, Time is money.
money = time
3. With some substitution based on the two statements above, the formula is rewritten as:
Woman = money x money
Which in turn is the same as:
Woman = (money)²
4. Since day one we all being thought that money is the root of all problems
money = √problems
5. Therefore
Woman = (√problems)²
6. Lastly we solve and as you can see Woman equals problems
Woman = Problems
The bottom line is that we were always thought, since we were little boys to adulthood, that women will get you in trouble. Think about it, when you were young, way young, you found that girl next door icky. You, as you came of age, progressed to think that she was cute. You then tried everything you could to get her attention, think about it; how often were you grounded for staying out late, doing stupid things, etc... You finally got her, she was all into you, you were thought about the birds and the bees, you didn't listen to your parents, and you rushed thought things, next thing you know she was nothing, but trouble. Lucky for me my wife is nothing but a gem, no trouble at all. I can't wait to see the proof that men are the problem, after all, the nightly headaches must come from somewhere.Labels: Design, Freedom of Speech, initiative, techniques
I received an email from a friend today mathematically proving that women are problems.
Here goes the algebraic proof:
1. To find a woman you need time and money.
Woman = time x money
2. As we all know, Time is money.
money = time
3. With some substitution based on the two statements above, the formula is rewritten as:
Woman = money x money
Which in turn is the same as:
Woman = (money)²
4. Since day one we all being thought that money is the root of all problems
money = √problems
5. Therefore
Woman = (√problems)²
6. Lastly we solve and as you can see Woman equals problems
Woman = Problems
The bottom line is that we were always thought, since we were little boys to adulthood, that women will get you in trouble. Think about it, when you were young, way young, you found that girl next door icky. You, as you came of age, progressed to think that she was cute. You then tried everything you could to get her attention, think about it; how often were you grounded for staying out late, doing stupid things, etc... You finally got her, she was all into you, you were thought about the birds and the bees, you didn't listen to your parents, and you rushed thought things, next thing you know she was nothing, but trouble. Lucky for me my wife is nothing but a gem, no trouble at all. I can't wait to see the proof that men are the problem, after all, the nightly headaches must come from somewhere.
Labels: Design, Freedom of Speech, initiative, techniques
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